What is wrong with SIMPLE GAMES?

When I was a lad the home computer was justoverheat and cause a fairly nasty burning smell!
coming on to the market. Yes - I am one of theDue to the large demand for the Spectrum and
sad people that remember the Sinclair ZX80 andother similar home computers a fairly decent
Sinclair ZX81. The latter I even tried to write anumber of software houses sprang up to satisfy
program for but due to the minute amount ofthe demand for all of the school kids who wanted
memory (0.5KB) you were limited to about 15to see what their new computer would do. One
lines of basic before the 'memory full' errorthat stands out for me is Ultimate Play The
message came on to the screen. Not that anyGames who produced classic games like 'Jetpac',
game on this computer would be that visually'Manic Miner', 'Transam' and 'Jet Set Willy'. Many a
exciting due to the only colours employed werenight I spent trying long hours to defeat the 20
black and white.levels of ' Manic Miner'. Spurred on by the rumour
But this was just the beginning and it wasn't longgoing round school that completion of the 20th
before a flood of other home computers cameand final level would be rewarded with a code
on to the market. I pleaded and pleaded with mythat could be redeemed for a cash prize I was
parents until they finally relented and used theirnot going to give up until I completed the course.
'Access' credit card to buy me a 16K Sinclair ZXIn the end I resorted to cheating and used the
Spectrum for £99 (they couldn't afford'infinite lives' code which from memory was
£129 for the 48K version).something like 6031769. I could be mistaken as
Imagine my excitement unwrapping thiswe are talking about something that happened
marvellous piece of technology on my 13thover 20 years ago but I have a funny feeling that
birthday. Up until then I had been writing programsit is the correct code. Sad eh?
in BASIC programming language on theThe limitations of memory on home computers in
HONEYWELL computer at school (kindly donatedthe early 80's meant that games had to be fairly
by a local firm who had no further use for it). Thesimple in terms of graphics because the
school's computer had probably less computingprogrammers probably only had 48 - 64k of
power than a modern mobile phone but took upmemory at most to play with. This resulted in
the space the size of 2 classrooms. Thegames that although visually simple and lacking in
mainframe took about 10 minutes to boot up anddeph of colours had fantastically addictive
this involved a procedure where punched cardsgameplay. Even my dad would beg me for a turn
were fed through a card reader to get the thingon the computer to play 'Space Raiders' - the
started up. Once started it would take a furtherSpectrum version of Space Invaders. The whole
10 minuted to respond to each instruction. Luckilyfamily took it in turns to play the computer and
the fantastic ZX Spectrum kicked the poo out oftry out all the new games. There was a fairly
it.vibrant market in copied games at the time as all
Oh yes - the ZX Spectrum with its choice ofgames were on a cassette tape and could be
approximately 8 colours, its keyboard that waseasily copied from one tape to another. My final
likened to the feel of 'dead flesh' and its wonderfulcollection included almost 1000 games and I could
sound technology that could be no betterhonestly say that I played and knew how to play
described than as a series of beeps was theevery single one of them.
most fantastic invention since the VCR. OfNow I am approaching the grand old age of 40 I
course, a lot of kids at school were jumping onhave my own children. I have a 7 year old and a
the Spectrum bandwagon but equally as many5 year old and they are both massive fans of the
were plumping for its main rival the CommodorePlaystation 2 and games on the PC. Occasionally
64. Many a lunchtime was spent arguing the prosthey ask me to help when they are stuck on a
and cons of each computer over a corned beefparticular part of a game. They might as well ask
sandwich and a bag of crisps.me to decipher a coded Russian message
The Spectrum was easy to write programs forbecause I am absolutely lost when the number of
and came with a handy guide to BASICkeys and gamepad combinations outweighs the
programming and a 12 month guarantee.Thisnumber of fingers on both hands. You see, in my
came in handy when I dropped mine accidentallyday it was nearly always 'Z' for left, 'X' for right
on purpose after 11 1/2 months and Sir Clive wasand 'SPACE BAR' to fire. Now I think that you
gracious enough to send me a replacement. Iprobably need a university degree to play most
even used my Spectrum to write programs formodern games.
my Computer Studies 'O' level. As I rememberYes - give me the good old Asteroids, Frogger
these programs included a simple 'hangman' gameand Bomber anyday. You can keep your new
with a succession of wrong answers resulting in afangled all singing all dancing latest games. I'm
liittle stick man being hanged on screen and ahappy with the 2 dimensional 2 coloured sprite
small french vocabulary test based on about 3that simply responds to the direction of the
verbs. Printouts were done on the Spectrumcursor key I am pressing and thanks to the
dedicated thermal printer which used silverinternet there are many sites where I can wallow
thermal printer paper that looked like the silverin my nostalgia and play these games for free.
cigarette wrapping found inside cigarette boxesOnly thing missing is the screeching noise from
and reacted to heat to turn black. If you had athe tape player and the 15 minute wait to load
large document to print the printer would start tothe game.