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Article #590: What is wrong with SIMPLE GAMES?

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When I was a lad the home computer was to overheat and cause a fairly nasty
just coming on to the market. Yes - I am burning smell!
one of the sad people that remember the Due to the large demand for the Spectrum
Sinclair ZX80 and Sinclair ZX81. The and other similar home computers a fairly
latter I even tried to write a program decent number of software houses sprang
for but due to the minute amount of up to satisfy the demand for all of the
memory (0.5KB) you were limited to about school kids who wanted to see what their
15 lines of basic before the 'memory new computer would do. One that stands
full' error message came on to the out for me is Ultimate Play The Games who
screen. Not that any game on this produced classic games like 'Jetpac',
computer would be that visually exciting 'Manic Miner', 'Transam' and 'Jet Set
due to the only colours employed were Willy'. Many a night I spent trying long
black and white. hours to defeat the 20 levels of ' Manic
But this was just the beginning and it Miner'. Spurred on by the rumour going
wasn't long before a flood of other home round school that completion of the 20th
computers came on to the market. I and final level would be rewarded with a
pleaded and pleaded with my parents until code that could be redeemed for a cash
they finally relented and used their prize I was not going to give up until I
'Access' credit card to buy me a 16K completed the course. In the end I
Sinclair ZX Spectrum for £99 (they resorted to cheating and used the
couldn't afford £129 for the 48K 'infinite lives' code which from memory
version). was something like 6031769. I could be
Imagine my excitement unwrapping this mistaken as we are talking about
marvellous piece of technology on my 13th something that happened over 20 years ago
birthday. Up until then I had been but I have a funny feeling that it is the
writing programs in BASIC programming correct code. Sad eh?
language on the HONEYWELL computer at The limitations of memory on home
school (kindly donated by a local firm computers in the early 80's meant that
who had no further use for it). The games had to be fairly simple in terms of
school's computer had probably less graphics because the programmers probably
computing power than a modern mobile only had 48 - 64k of memory at most to
phone but took up the space the size of 2 play with. This resulted in games that
classrooms. The mainframe took about 10 although visually simple and lacking in
minutes to boot up and this involved a deph of colours had fantastically
procedure where punched cards were fed addictive gameplay. Even my dad would beg
through a card reader to get the thing me for a turn on the computer to play
started up. Once started it would take a 'Space Raiders' - the Spectrum version of
further 10 minuted to respond to each Space Invaders. The whole family took it
instruction. Luckily the fantastic ZX in turns to play the computer and try out
Spectrum kicked the poo out of it. all the new games. There was a fairly
Oh yes - the ZX Spectrum with its choice vibrant market in copied games at the
of approximately 8 colours, its keyboard time as all games were on a cassette tape
that was likened to the feel of 'dead and could be easily copied from one tape
flesh' and its wonderful sound technology to another. My final collection included
that could be no better described than as almost 1000 games and I could honestly
a series of beeps was the most fantastic say that I played and knew how to play
invention since the VCR. Of course, a lot every single one of them.
of kids at school were jumping on the Now I am approaching the grand old age of
Spectrum bandwagon but equally as many 40 I have my own children. I have a 7
were plumping for its main rival the year old and a 5 year old and they are
Commodore 64. Many a lunchtime was spent both massive fans of the Playstation 2
arguing the pros and cons of each and games on the PC. Occasionally they
computer over a corned beef sandwich and ask me to help when they are stuck on a
a bag of crisps. particular part of a game. They might as
The Spectrum was easy to write programs well ask me to decipher a coded Russian
for and came with a handy guide to BASIC message because I am absolutely lost when
programming and a 12 month guarantee.This the number of keys and gamepad
came in handy when I dropped mine combinations outweighs the number of
accidentally on purpose after 11 1/2 fingers on both hands. You see, in my day
months and Sir Clive was gracious enough it was nearly always 'Z' for left, 'X'
to send me a replacement. I even used my for right and 'SPACE BAR' to fire. Now I
Spectrum to write programs for my think that you probably need a university
Computer Studies 'O' level. As I remember degree to play most modern games.
these programs included a simple Yes - give me the good old Asteroids,
'hangman' game with a succession of wrong Frogger and Bomber anyday. You can keep
answers resulting in a liittle stick man your new fangled all singing all dancing
being hanged on screen and a small french latest games. I'm happy with the 2
vocabulary test based on about 3 verbs. dimensional 2 coloured sprite that simply
Printouts were done on the Spectrum responds to the direction of the cursor
dedicated thermal printer which used key I am pressing and thanks to the
silver thermal printer paper that looked internet there are many sites where I can
like the silver cigarette wrapping found wallow in my nostalgia and play these
inside cigarette boxes and reacted to games for free. Only thing missing is the
heat to turn black. If you had a large screeching noise from the tape player and
document to print the printer would start the 15 minute wait to load the game.






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